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TREEPHORT: Buy This Album or the Terrorists Win
Quirky pop punk meets spaztic screaming thrash meets heartfelt balladry and oh yeah the Christian hip hop song.
JIM FLORENTINE: Get the Kids Out of the Room
Live Stand Up Comedy from Emmy Award winner, Jim Florentine. Star of Crank Yankers and Inside the NFL at his best.
Recommended if you like Andrew Dice Clay, Rodney Dangerfield.CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $9.97
THE B SHARPS: Comin' At Ya!
The b Sharps are like soft waves crashing on the beach front while a hot young couple is making love off in the distance; Sexy, sweaty, and wet. so very wet.
CD price: $12.97
CORN DOGGY DOG AND THE HALF-POUND: Good Clean Filth
Punk rock. Falling Idols members unite, with many guests including Sublime's Eric Wilson, Michael Happoldt, and Bud Gaugh to record music with actor/comedian Todd "Zman" Zalkins.
CD price: $13.97 / MP3 price: $13.97
8TH SIN: Angelseed & Demonmilk
8th sin sounds like nothing you have ever heard before. Industrial metal mixed with classic hard rock and a twist of electronics.
CD price: $12.97
THE KRISTET UTSEENDE: Sieg Hallelujah
The Kristet Utseende is a swedish band that plays alternative metal/punk. All lyrics are in swedish.
CD price: $12.97
MYSTECHS: Hot Tub O' Blood
Hot Tub O' Blood offers a smörgåsbord of heavy metal styles from Iron Maiden-esque power metal to Cradle of Filth-ish death metal to German techno-metal.
CD price: $10.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
THE DEVEROS: The Deveros
The Ramones meet The Queers meet Screeching Weasel.
CD price: $5.00 / MP3 price: $5.00
CORKY & FRIENDS: The Cure For Telemarketers
In the dark netherworld of telemarketing, junk faxes, and email spam – beyond the realm of the “Do Not Call List” – there dwells a gaggle of good-natured evil-doers whose sole destiny is to expose the utter futility of unsolicited sales calls.
Recommended if you like Crank.CD price: $10.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
THE WORST: Raw Rippin
The Worst is a mix of raw punk, speed metal and contemporary rock breakdowns, with melodic guitar solos and an in your face attitude.
CD price: $12.97
DIRTY LENIN: How to Make With the Sexy
"Not many bands can pull off a song like the ridiculous "God Bless Skirts," but the coed nuts in Dirty Lenin - a little bit punk and a little bit lowbrow cabaret - do just that." --TIME OUT NEW YORK
MP3 price: $4.00
LELAND GREGORY: Wacky 911 Calls, again (Uncensored)
Real Wacky and Uncensored 911 calls direct from America's 911 call centers.
WARP 11: Boldly Go Down On Me
Smashing eardrums from Earth to the far reaches of the Gamma Quadrant, Warp 11 vents their "Rage Against the Federation", succumbs to the collective in "Welcome To Our Cube" and celebrates the physical on the first hit single "She Make It So."
CD price: $14.99 / MP3 price: $9.99
J TAFT & THE NEW FAILED SEEKERS: Viagra Falls
J Taft incorporates a plethora of musical styles such as punk, funk, metal, greek dance, country and pop and distorts them all with his unique warped musical vision.
CD price: $6.66 / MP3 price: $10.66
GIFTED BUT TWISTED: 3 Cheers for My Guttermouth
Sweet punk to skate to if you like stuff like Guttermouth, Pulley, and Blink 182.
MP3 price: $1.00
DANNY TANNER: The Finest Grind
This debut CD serves up break neck tempos, vicious riffs, insane vocals, and off-beat humor in a brutal little package.
CD price: $11.99 / MP3 price: $9.99
MUCKY PUP: Can't You Take A Joke?
Mucky Pup started out on the hardcore side of Metal, birthed during that weird, embarrassing period of Punk when Metal was a big influence on bands. They had a slight Funk edge, predating Primus and the Red Hot Chili Peppers' explosion by a few years.
CD price: $15.97 / MP3 price: $12.97
CONNECTICUT WHITE BREAD: If I Want Any Lip Out Of You I'll Shove My Hand In Your Pants
This is "ass-rock" at its best, eight hilariously lyriced rappy-metal-hard rock tunes based on drinking beer, toilet humor, boobs, and other goodies to the extreme.
MP3 price: $12.97
WITHOUT MF ORDER: Desensitivity Training
SCUMROCK Raw Brutal and Real, not for the squeemish.
CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $12.97
MUTATED: Mulletor - Business In Front, Party In Back
A heavy metal rock opera
CD price: $10.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
MADD KRAKKER: Saltine Dream
Madd Krakker's latest release, Saltine Dream, is a twisted tale that unfolds over a collection of hard hitting grooves.
Recommended if you like Saliva, Drowning Pool.CD price: $7.00 / MP3 price: $7.00
JIM FLORENTINE: Terrorizing Telemarketers 1
Comedy. Hear Jim Florentine, Special Ed from Crank Yankers, terrorize telemarketers when they call him at home. Some of the funniest stuff you've ever heard.
CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $9.97
JIM FLORENTINE: Terrorizing Telemarketers 3
Comedy genius terrorises telemarketers again
MP3 price: $9.97
THE THUNDERLORDS: Noisy Songs for Noisy Kids
Heavy Metal Kids Music
CD price: $9.99 / MP3 price: $9.99
THE CONSORTIUM OF GENIUS: In C.O.G. We Trust
Direct from their secret lab, three musical scientists and a robot kick out the jams in every style imaginable... and some that are just too bizarre to be believed.
CD price: $12.00 / MP3 price: $12.00
AMPSEX: PORNO MOVIE single
High energy Rock N Roll from San Francisco. Hard Rock with metal and Punk influences. This is the first single from the album "Original Sound Recordings".
CD price: $5.00 / MP3 price: $5.00
MRS FLETCHER: If Jesus is My Co-Pilot The Devil's Riding Bitch!
What if the casts of Evil Dead and The Rocky Horror Picture Show form a band and play insane melodic metal parodying the 80's and modern religion as we know it?
CD price: $10.97 / MP3 price: $10.97
SCAREDYCAT: Scaredycat
Hardcore punk revival at the speed of light. Fast, fun and frantic.
Recommended if you like Suicidal Tendencies, Slayer, Kid Dynamite, Gorilla Biscuits, Wow!, Apocalypse.MP3 price: $8.00
ALGAE AFTERBIRTH: Diaper Revolution The Best Of Algae Afterbirth
This is it. All the best from the creator of Diaper Rock. This brings back the memories of a playpen on stage with the worlds largest baby. From Hardcore Punk to Metal, New Age Folk and Reggae, Algae and friends deliver a great variety.
MP3 price: $6.99
BIG TONE: Trash Can Music
Beastie Boys & Slick Rick Meet Black Flag and Beer.
Recommended if you like Beastie Boys, Slick Rick.CD price: $5.00
LAUGHTER'S NOT ENOUGH: Not Fluent In Stupid
Poking fun at everything from the obese to looting during natural disasters this band says what needs to be said while pounding out intense thrash metal.
CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $12.97
THE CONSORTIUM OF GENIUS: 10th Anniversary Compilation
Lab rock, including pop, metal, rockabilly, ska, punk, sea-shanty, hardcore, pomp-rock, and robo-pop.
CD price: $8.00 / MP3 price: $8.00
BEVERLY BEER BELLYS: Loaded with Experience
Hard driving beer fueled asshole rock from the legendary Beverly Beer Bellys.
CD price: $10.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
ROBBY ROADSTEAMER: Postcards From The Den Of Failure
Dark Side Of The Moon for dorks
Recommended if you like Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa.CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $12.97
MENTOR HEATHEN SCUM'S CHURCH OF EL DUCE: Ladies Man
hard rock metal satire music lots of lead guitar and naughty lyrics from vh1 stars the mentors pope heathen scum of tipper gores filthy 15 list topper the mentors. the music of the religious wrong.
CD price: $6.00
JIM FLORENTINE: Terrorizing Telemarketers 2
Comic Genius Jim Florentine terrorizes telemarketers
CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $9.97
JIM FLORENTINE: Terrorizing Telemarketers 4
Comedy Genius Jim Florentine Terrorizes Telemarketers again
CD price: $12.97 / MP3 price: $9.97
ANGRY BOB: Stuffed
Musings, rantings and general verbal mayhem from the mind of the comic giant.
CD price: $9.99 / MP3 price: $9.99
MUCKY PUP: A Boy in a Man's World
Mucky Pup started out on the hardcore side of Metal, birthed during that weird, embarrassing period of Punk when Metal was a big influence on bands. They had a slight Funk edge, predating Primus and the Red Hot Chili Peppers' explosion by a few years.
CD price: $15.97 / MP3 price: $12.97
MUCKY PUP: NOW
Mucky Pup started out on the hardcore side of Metal, birthed during that weird, embarrassing period of Punk when Metal was a big influence on bands. They had a slight Funk edge, predating Primus and the Red Hot Chili Peppers' explosion by a few years.
CD price: $15.97 / MP3 price: $12.97
PINK STEEL: Enter the Pink
PINK STEEL is Gay Heavy Metal At Its Hardest. "Enter The Pink" slides slithering guitars against siren vocals, und mixes it up with the sexiest metal grooves known to questioning man. Pop metal with a juicy dollop of evil und pinker than hell.
MP3 price: $7.00
SIR MILLARD MULCH: The De-Evolution of Yasmine Bleeth - Special Edition
Behold Sir Millard Mulch's own quirky brand of sardonic pop harmonies strangely superimposed over intrusive drum massacres, heavily-syncopated metal riffs, and Nintendo-sounding keyboard noodlings.
CD price: $14.00 / MP3 price: $14.00
CHURCH OF EL DUCE: The DEVILS HAND
Hard rock, 70's 80's,heavy metal wailing lead gtr sleazerock,with dirty lyrics satire on sex purposely offensive and provacative while retaining a sense of locker room humor the eternal story of man boasting of the absurd. with women held in high reg
CD price: $6.99
2FACE PRODUCTIONZ: Leave No Fingerprints
Wu Tang funk with a little punk rock cazy hip hop
CD price: $13.99
LEATHER DYNAMITE: Testicular Manslaughter
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CD price: $8.00 / MP3 price: $8.00
MONKEYBONE: Anthology
An explosive mix of high volume metal, funk and rap with killer grooves and powerful vocals.
CD price: $13.95 / MP3 price: $13.95
MATT AND TOM: The Universe
DVD movie and audio CD: An hour long "laugh-till-you-puke-out-your-nose" trip into the lives of two musicians after being visited one morning by the Universe. We love music - you love us.
CD price: $10.00
THUMPERMONKEY: Pigheart
Middle Class insincerity delivered by a Bee-Gees-Norwegian-Metal half-breed. A hint of early Scott Walker in a food fight with his “Tilt” era alter-ego.
CD price: $5.00 / MP3 price: $3.50
WHISKEY & THE KIDNEY STONES: Gruesome Awesome Spectacle
Brutally loud "drunk rock" with low-brow, humorous lyrics and punk, hardcore and 70's metal influences.
CD price: $10.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
VERTIGO VENUS: Sing Pretty
Heavy Metal/Punk/Queercore--Two brothers, created a unique in-your-face sound that defies ordinary genre music. Listen, learn, understand.
CD price: $10.95 / MP3 price: $10.95
MONKEE TORTURE: Too Cheap For Vinyl
Primal, raucous, comedic music inspired by old, good, authentic punk rock and triumphant, harmonious metal.
CD price: $5.00
THE CONSORTIUM OF GENIUS: Free Brains & Dead Bodies
Three mad scientists and a robot invade the rock 'n' roll lab, and kick out industrial-strength jams. Geek rock with a twisted attitude.
CD price: $12.00 / MP3 price: $12.00
THE SPICY RIZZAKS: Is There A Duck In Here?
Insane punk-a-billy from these New York City based lunatics. The Rizzaks combine the best elements of doo-wop, punk and blue-eyed soul into a deadly cocktail that's too tasty to resist.
CD price: $7.00
KUNT AND THE GANG: One Last Wank and One Last Cry
Crude, funny, punk pop, not for the easily offended.
Recommended if you like Howard Stern, Kevin Bloody Wilson.CD price: $12.97
CEREBRAL METAL: Layin' On The Ground
Look, we are not just another stupid heavy metal band.
CD price: $6.00
REVEREND POKY BUNGE: Decade of Defecance (Rock and Roll that Your Mommy Wont Like
ROCK AND ROLL THAT YOUR MOMMY WILL NOT LIKE. GOOD LOW BROW HUMOR ROCK N ROLL.
Recommended if you like People that can't play music, The sound of dying animals, Washing machines hooked up to amplifiers.CD price: $10.66 / MP3 price: $10.66
SERIOUS GRIND: First Of All...
Blending old school thrash, speed, grind and death metal, with a healthy dose of humor... that's Serious Grind.
CD price: $9.00 / MP3 price: $9.00
HIT BY A CAR: Don't Poop In My Mouth and Tell Me It's Raining
A potent blend of punk, metal and sarcasticore, with a sense of humor.
CD price: $9.99 / MP3 price: $9.99
DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES: We Sold Our Souls For Wet Sloppy Holes
Comedy metal / punk - heavy music and funny lyrics.
DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES: Bigger Than Ron Jeremy
Comedy punk / metal with funny lyrics.
Recommended if you like Metallica, Beastie Boys.
LARRY DANE: She Only Comes Around When She Wants It
Hard Rock Heavy Metal with Flavor
CD price: $6.75 / MP3 price: $1.00
RON FERNANDEZ: VEGAS
The most hilarious prank telephone calls you'll ever hear from the West Coast
Recommended if you like Steve Martin, Crank Yankers.MP3 price: $12.99
2LOOSE: Hollywood Whore
Grungy alternative punk/metal, inspired by Iggy Pop, The Stranglers and Deep Purple's classic Rock sound
CD price: $10.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
ART PAUL SCHLOSSER: I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser
This cd is inventive lyrics done to inventive homemade music including songs about Prince,Kurt Cobain,War,Salesman,& Wheres Waldo
CD price: $14.00 / MP3 price: $10.00
THE FREEZE: Token Bones
20 year Punk band. THE FREEZE are all that remain of the Original Boston HC Scene.
