UNCLE SCRATCH'S GOSPEL REVIVAL: North of Hell

Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival

North of Hell

© 2006 Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival (616892815426)

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This is Trash Rock Gospel. God's answer to Slayer. They are that beacon of light atop the Stairway to Heaven.

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Brother Ed and Brother Ant, the duo collectively known as Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival met at Evangelical Bible Study Group in Parma, Ohio. Both were holy rollers angry about the state of rock'n'roll and its many excesses, so they united to give the devil-worshipping masses in America a good, hard slap of piety. While their approach is controversial, often involving crass sloganeering and coarse language derogating Satan, the mission always remains firmly intact: to convert and save the misguided masses from an eternity spent in the fiery pits of hell. The kids of today don't respond to limp rhetoric and heavenly hyperbole. They crave stimulation and an excitement in this dangerous age of devilry and shortened attention spans. Where have the days of the fire and brimstone sermon gone? Somebody needed to get pissed off and turn the devil's mudslinging campaign against him. Too often he seems "cool" or "hip" to the disaffected teenager, who finds his or her way to him through heavy metal music. Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, however, expose this dildo-licker for what he truly is: a cowardly pussy. And their straightforward message does not come all neat and tidy wearing white robes and golden vestments. No, when you are down in the trenches fighting for souls, you have to roll up your sleeves and get dirty. This trash rock revival tells it like it is, and you won't be able to resist the gritty appeal of these self-righteous brothers.

This is the long-awaited Second Coming of Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, and the Lord isn't the only one who will be pleased. Satisfy your spiritual craving with this epic journey into the minds of two Jesus-loving crusaders. Your heart will be won over instantly once you hear this heavenly racket! Never before have Jesus freaks freaked out so gloriously. Their pure hearts lift you up while their foul mouths bring down the devil. This devout duo has been known to take their missionary message to the sidewalks outside the many local dens of iniquity where the misguided cavort in an alcoholic stupor to the beguiling sounds of sin. Brother Ed gives a biblical thumping to his drum kit made from cardboard feed barrels and metal milk crates, occasionally pausing to make the sign of the cross with the tattered sticks. All the while Brother Ant proselytizes through a megaphone as he abuses his battered Stratocaster in an effort to exorcise the screeching demons within. Evil has never had such a powerful enemy. Uncle Scratch are God's answer to Slayer. They are that beacon of light atop the Stairway to Heaven. Take that second step, brothers and sisters, and get closer to your eternal happiness. Buy this CD.

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  • Jebus this cd rocks!
    author: Swede (FatCat Radio)

    Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival continue kicking the devil in the balls on their 2nd cd. Their unique lo-fi approach is refreshing in this age of Pro-tools and pre-manufactured pop stars. Whether you use all the latest studio gimmicks or are banging out tunes with a megaphone and milk crate it all comes down to songs. And the good Brothers Ed & Ant know how to write a damn fine song. Standout tracks include: Johnny Jesus and Me, Devils Chrysler and the soon to be classic, I Cant Bang You On A Sunday. North of Hell is the cd that should be in your player as you speed down the Highway to Hell. One Angry Swede: Founder of the FatCat Radio Network (www.fatcatradio.com) Sept '07

  • Scary pulpit sermon
    author: UK Dave S

    If you drove into a town down South & you came across these guys most people would get in their truck & get outta town pretty quickly....but if your not most people you'd hang around & listen to these Brother Ant & Brother Ed preachin' from their pulpit...they slide & holler along like a demented Hillstomp,if you like Jawbone & Scott H Biram these devil scaring lads are for you....they sure ain't pretty ... highly recommended !!!

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