SEXOHOL: Enjoy!

Sexohol

Enjoy!

© 2005 Satyrrific Records (837101033695)

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Alternapop -- Like John Lennon, Shirley Manson, & Trent Reznor in a three-way

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"Music for Hedonists & Shedonists"

L.A.-based duo Sexohol are vocalist / guitarist Roger Quickly and bassist / vocalist Golden Delicious. The twelve songs on "Enjoy!" feature memorable melodies, lush harmonies, and witty lyrics as they spin a story of romance found, lost, and regained.

According to Roger:
"Sexohol was first discovered in ancient Egypt, around 2500 BC. King Khufu spotted us at the annual Scarab's Ball and the rest, as they say, is history. Despite the primitive recording techniques, we chiseled out the party favorite "Pharaoh-Moans" and the monumental hit, "My Pyramid or Yours?"

When the Egyptian civilization collapsed (we had nothing to do with it, honest), Golden and I moved to Greece. After my brief service in the Trojan War (my bad--I thought it was about condoms), Golden got us involved in a rather ugly love triangle with Pythagoras. "Measure my hypotenuse," my butt.

Soon thereafter, we became the top Bacchanal band, thanks to our dance smash, "Everybody Have Faun Tonight." Socrates raved, "They're much better then a cup of hemlock!" and Pan himself called us "Satyr-rific!" Then, wouldn't you know it, Greek civilization collapsed (Again, not our fault. Really).

Moving West, we hooked up with a fiddle player named Nero and started working the Roman orgy circuit. We even scored some prime bar mitzvahs before he went all "emperor" on us. (FYI: NEVER let someone from the Imperial family join your band). Shortly thereafter, the Roman Empire fell (this is NOT a pattern).

Now in the 21st century, we're back to rock the world's greatest empire. This does NOT mean that Western civilization is doomed to collapse. We are not the harbinger of the end times. I'm SO sick of people saying that!

Really, we're just here to have a good time and help all you kids out there get a little tail. For those who can't get a little tail at one of our gigs, we have a few available in our online store."

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  • Addictive!
    author: m.c.

    Great rock with strains of Queen and a little Hedwig thrown in for good measure. This CD has been in heavy rotation in my car CD player for several months now. If you like your rock 'n roll a little naughty with witty lyrics and lush melodic vocals, Enjoy! will tickle your fancy.

  • Mmmmmmm! I love this CD.
    author: Wendi Byrd

    There's something about ENJOY! the songs make me feel alive, in love, and totally tawdry - I end up wanting to be somebody's sex machine; to "do" Olivia, and hungering for some kinda Millionaire. But, watch your back, cuz I never thought I'd find a CD quite like this before, and I'm not too good at sharing...

  • funky-fun & phat frenetic finds, eclectic electric, clever word candy
    author: Tu-louise

    It's fun, it's funny, it's an excellent listen when you're hot and horny or when you want to feel hot and horny. ENJOY! takes you on a wild amorous ride through the heated frenzy of finding love on the sensuous side, with a tongue in cheek (whose?) or is it on cheek (where?!) while still remembering to laugh and play through even the most intense of moments, and its great music to roll around on the floor, or on the couch, or in the back seat to.

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