Retardos De La Mour
Retardos De La Mour
© 2006 Louie Herscoe (837101135825)
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sleazy unrepentant rock and roll in a perverse mood
tracks
notes
"THE MUSIC AND LYRICS EVOKE THE LITERATE COMIC SLEAZE AND HORROR OF HUBERT SELBY JR'S CLASSIC BOOK LAST EXIT TO BROOKLYN."
"KINKY KWEER AND KILLER! IN ALL SENSES! IN ALL K'S!"
"VERY FUNNY AND VERY DISTURBING"
FYI: The full title of track #2 is NIGGERS AND QUEERS AKA A VILE HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT SUFFERS A HOME INVASION BY THE STEREOTYPES OF HIS WORST NIGHTMARES. The song is about a guy we once were incarcerated with who was convinced all the world's problems were caused by "the niggers and the queers". He was sure that blacks and gays were going to take over the world. He was so stupid it was hard to take offence. So we wrote a song about what he thought was gonna happen.
The WEBSITE will not be up until the end of APRIL. Full lyrics of all songs will be there along with some mp3 downloads of new songs and demos.
in the meantime here are the lyrics to.....
"NIGGERS AND QUEERS AKA A VILE HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT SUFFERS A
HOME INVASION BY THE STEREOTYPES OF HIS WORST NIGHTMARES"
I'M GONNA INVITE ALL THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS IN THE WORLD
OVER TO YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE
WE'RE GONNA BONE YOUR ASS
AND PLAY LOUD RAP MUSIC TILL ALL YOUR SPEAKERS ARE BLOWN
OPEN UP THE DOOR
IT'S YOUR WORST FEARS
HERE COME
THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS
WE'RE GONNA DOLL UP YOUR SON IN A DRESS AND HEELS
AND TURN HIM INTO A TEENAGE QUEEN
WE'RE GONNA DO CRACK AND BASKETBALL OUT BACK
AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEENY WEEN
OPEN UP THE DOOR
IT'S YOUR WORST FEARS
HERE COME
THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS
WE'RE GONNA SNEEZE AND SPREAD AIDS DISEASE
AND HAVE UNSPEAKABLE SEX WITHOUT A CARE
WE'RE GONNA SMELL UP YOUR HOUSE AND EAT PIGS FEET
AND LAY AROUND AND COLLECT WELFARE
OPEN UP THE DOOR
IT'S YOUR WORST FEARS
HERE COME
THE NIGGERS AND QUEERS
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Outta sight!
author: Rick YoungThis is the best music I've heard lately- very innnovative and over the edge! Great cover art! Rick
This is Rock! This is Indie!
author: Geezer DunbarThis is Rock! This is Indie! Unrepentant and raw. Take the time to listen to these fellas cuz once you do you'll be hooked. This is music for the aftermath of the Big Bang. Scorched Earth, the Retardos and Twinkies!It will be all you'll need.
Wonderful mix of great lyrics and riveting addicitive sounds...
author: Indigo CrowderWhen a friend of mine gave me this CD to listen to I have to admit it sat in my to do list for quite some time. When I finally found a few moments and I was pondering the list of songs I realized I had to give this a listen. You know how book critics like to overly use the phrase "This was a page turner I just couldn't put down..." well thats how I would describe this CD. So here is my suggestion, take some time out of your day, clear your head and prepare it to just savor the words and combination of perfectly adapted music. You won't be sorry...