King Kobras
This Ain’t Rocket Science!
© 2006 The King Kobras (614346026442)
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We love Techno/Rap/Punk/midgets/sex/mullets/booze and you should love us.
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albums you will love
- THE ROADHOGS: Still Gone
- THE PISS SHIVERS: Hepped Up On Goofballs
- VARIOUS ARTISTS: A Very Merry Spine Punch Christmas
- VARIOUS ARTIST: What Are Friends For
- THE ROADHOGS: Ride On
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The King Kobras are the brain child of Von Longfellow a disenfranchised keytar programer from Quebec. Seeing a void in the current music scene Longfellow, aided by his trusty band of cohorts, set about creating their unique musical style. Blending Techno, Rap and Punk, the King Kobras plan on revolutionizing the world music scene. Remember the world can never have enough crappy Bloodhound Gang rip offs!
Here are some facts about the King Kobras:
Our singer is obsessed with the movie Brokeback Mountain
Our lead guitarist is the least talented individual since Lupus Thunder
The band bassist is a booze guzzling, misanthrope
The recording budget for our upcoming cd wouldn’t buy a decent lunch
All outside collaborators with the band are of questionable moral stature
Our label is making us hold a neighborhood car wash to raise funds for an up coming tour
We often pass out our demos at P.T.A. meetings hoping rebel teens will like anything their parents hate
The band once was arrested for group drop kicking a midget on Small Peoples Rights Day
Our drummer relies heavily on electronic trickery to perform
Every member of the band really should go to rehab
This is what we think we sound like only crappier! Prodigy, G-Unit, Lords of Acid, KMFDM, Thrill Kill Kult, Mike Jones, Fat Boy Slim, Beastie Boys, Ministry, Thugs, Gangsters and Ravers!