JAGOFF: There's One Born Every Minute

JaGoFF

There's One Born Every Minute

© 2004 JaGoFF (634479302442)

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JaGoFF is the musical intersection of wherever waste dumps & abandoned factories meet the $5 lap dance and HAM radio. It is lo-fi. subversive, sweet soul polluted by lost weekends of sweaty booty, downtempo breakbeats and massive bass. Perversely honest,

tracks

1 You Know You Want It
2 Seven Second Delay
3 Bust a Nut
4 Inter-Species Embryo Transfer
5 Bump That Ass
6 Southside Mojo
7 Down by the River
8 Precious
9 56 Pix of Chicks
10 Bag of Bones and a Jones
11 So Low Class
12 Baby FaTT

notes

Fresh from their 2nd season with the VANS WARPED TOUR, JaGoFF is geared-up for the release of their debut CD, "There's One Born Every Minute". This winter/spring JaGoFF is coming to infect a city near you. Dates TBA soon.

Chicago's JaGoFF is the musical intersection of wherever waste dumps & abandoned factories meet the $5 lap dance and HAM radio. It is lo-fi. subversive, sweet soul polluted by lost weekends of sweaty booty, downtempo breakbeats and massive Detroit bass. Perversely honest, strangely beautiful and badass funky.
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"Top 5 Picks"
DJ Charles Feelgood,
Urb Magazine
"The Next Issue 100"
- April 2004

"Instantly Classic - JaGoFF MAKES ME MOIST!"
John E. Showbiz,
The Record Industry.com
- May 2004

"JaGoFF, "There's one born every minute", titles their new cd as they busted into the scene with erotically hip, ghetto spankin, techno slammin, funkbreakin soundz. "JaGoFF is the musical intersection of wherever waste dumps & abandoned factories meet the $5 lap dance and HAM radio." They've brought their shows to recent T.H.O.N.G. parties, SubT, and also jumped into the Warped Tour. Charles Feelgood even threw them on his "Top 5 Picks" in Urb Magazine's "The Next 100" Issue earlier in the year. Try these new beats on and you won't want to take them off. "We are just starting to get this bitch out the door."

BrilliantlyMad Issue .91
Underground Soundz
- Feb 2005

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JaGoFF has appeared on bills with: Atmosphere, Mr. Dibbs, Eyedea & Abilities, Q Unique, NonPhixion, Immortal Technique, Talib Kweli, Bad Religion, J-Zone, OneBelow, Roosevelt Franklin, Hieruspecs, Yellowcard, Taking Back Sunday, Rise Against, Fishbone, Ozomatli, Coheed & Cambria, Alkaline Trio, Story of the Year, Bouncing Souls, Rancid, Flogging Molly, Sugarcult, Kill Radio, Anti Flag, Drop Q, Good Charlotte, The Vandals, A.F.I., Andrew W.K., The Ataris, Less Than Jake, New Found Glory, Pennywise, Dropkick Murphys, Face To Face, The Ataris, The Used, Thrice, Glassjaw, NOFX, Plain White T's, Sum 41, Frankie Vega, DJ Gabriel Palamo, DJ Andre Harris, and has toured on both the 2003 & 2004 Vans Warped Tours.

reviews

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  • feelin it in Holland
    author: MC Kravens

    Great beats for rhymin ;-) and the vocals are irresistable, you just gotta move to it. Much Props from Holland\Mc K/ Ps Sound

  • Essential, outgoing, electric, and totally genuine.
    author: Locale Sunday

    JaGoFF sets an impressive stage for any artists who calls themselves "independent." Their finger to the man while simultaneously commanding the masses is nothing short of revolutionary. They've been featured artists by the Warped Tour as well as My Space's New York bash. Their raw 80's (and almost Prince-ish) approach to hip hop offers all the entertainment your eyes could grasp, meanwhile hitting you with deep political messages to fill your ear without you noticing. Their party vibe is essential, outgoing, electric, and totally genuine.

  • Much love to the new kings of funk!
    author: Kate

    For starters, let me say that I haven't been this excited about a band in a long long time. JaGoFF is well on their way as one of the most influential bands in music today. Their balls out irreverent DIY ethic is not only respectable but nothing short of righteous in this sorry age of cookie-cutter one hit wonders. The fact that they have achieved such an amazing level of popularity and underground credibility without selling out to the corporate key holders is amazing to me. Music today is too much industry and not enough artistry... JaGoFF just raised the bar. Much love to the new kings of funk!

  • Impossibly deep funk...
    author: Editor Review / C-Net

    Impossibly deep funk bass lines, crazy-eyed crew sing-alongs and a gritty bent put the Chi-town squad in post-Parliament territory. But this isn't just the orthodox funk of George Clinton's famed outfit. Between its rich harmonies and lyrical edge, it is everything from gospel to rap.

  • Class
    author: mrNeilGrant - Dark Disco Records

    I second all of Esther's review. JaGoFF found me on myspace, which was a nice introduction. It still stands as the only time a musicians myspace has made me want to go buy. Effort, talent and programming skills are all on show on this album.

  • The funkiest album I've EVER heard!
    author: Esther - Chocolate Starfish Promotions

    The first time I heard Jagoff was on myspace. Within seconds of Bump That Ass and I had to gather all my colleagues over to get them to listen in too, it was just so funking awesome! Noone should be without this album. You having a party that's not really happening? Just pop this album on and every ass in the room will be 'bumping' before you've even turned back to the party! Goddamn loving it!

  • Bump That A$$!!
    author: stephanie

    100% funk perfection. :) Great job guys!

  • Rad. Made me want a hotdog.... really bad.
    author: DigitalVixon

    I never saw them live but would totally give 'em the reach-around if I ever got to meet 'em.

  • Gonna get some booty to this
    author: Jakethegreat

    Haha, this cd is awsome ! Total booty music! Its a really well done cd, havn't heard something like this in a while.

  • Finally a successer to George Clinton
    author: Bokson Music Magazine (France) 04/05

    "Finally a successer to George Clinton ... the missing link between funk and hip-hop."

  • URB Magazine / July 2005!!!!
    author: URB Magazine

    Dark and funky, this album is a little bit Prince, a little bit Roy Davis Jr. and a little bit Disco D. Danceable and free, each song gets the ass shakin' a little bit more. The project is so sexy that if you haven't gotten any by the end of the closing song, "Baby FaTT, " you need a new face.

  • pretty much fly
    author: teake

    This cd is full of ear tigers, the kind that get in and eat your brain and dance on the stem.

  • Super dope ass kung fu kick in the face funk!!!
    author: Eric

    Mar 17, 2005 9:32 AM Bump That Ass!! Super dope ass kung fu kick in the face funk!!!

  • OWWWW!!
    author: Skelesex

    OWWWW!! The Mutha Fuckin FUNK!!!!

  • "YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD BAND DOWN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    author: 5

    I just saw Jagoff last weekend, and they fricken' rock! The funk is back in a big way, with a cool mix and provocative lyrics and political undertones. The music industry managed to bring down the Rock, but DIY bands like Jagoff show "YOU CAN"T KEEP A GOOD BAND DOWN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check 'em out, and remember how fun music used to be!!!!

  • if you like Diplo, Green Velvet, The Streets and all the classic funk. breakin'
    author: Mike iLL

    most exciting music, i've found in a while, AND there's a philosophy behind it. this is tha real shit. i'm giving stolen copies to all my fellow loved-funkateers. if you like Diplo, Green Velvet, The Streets and all the classic funk. breakin' and poppin'.

  • Try these new beats on and you won’t want to take them off
    author: BrilliantlyMad Issue .91 - Underground Soundz

    JaGoFF, “There’s one born every minute”, titles their new cd as they busted into the scene with erotically hip, ghetto spankin, techno slammin, funkbreakin soundz. “JaGoFF is the musical intersection of wherever waste dumps & abandoned factories meet the $5 lap dance and HAM radio.” They’ve brought their shows to recent T.H.O.N.G. parties, SubT, and also jumped into the Warped Tour. Charles Feelgood even threw them on his “Top 5 Picks” in Urb Magazine’s "The Next 100" Issue earlier in the year. Try these new beats on and you won’t want to take them off. “We are just starting to get this bitch out the door.”

  • Kick Ass!
    author: Kittypoo

    You know what - you kick ass! You sold me damn it. I want to buy your cd :)~

  • Yeeeaaaah
    author: The La-mé Brothers

    Food and sex are always going to be a great combination. Dirty breaking Boz under, junk food upfront, Funk-o-matic vocals. You are rocking Jagoff... The La-mé Brothers

  • Damn
    author: SMF

    Damn I love that electronic essence of funkafied sickness you got going on.

  • Moist doesn't even begin to describe it.
    author: on.a.hot.1

    Tha Chicago funk mixed wit da bass..... "JaGoFF" - moist doesn't even begin to describe it. on.a.hot.1 LOVE$ JACKIN!!!~

  • I use Jagoff beats in my auto body shop for prepwork....
    author: Walter Chron Kite

    This is hot. Jagoff is lethal in high doses, beware! I use Jagoff beats in my auto body shop for prepwork.... (I also use it to BBQ my meat but that's another story) I simply put in "There's One Born Every Minute" and turn up the volume a bit....then I place the speakers near the auto we're stripping and after a few songs all the rust and paint are gone. Prepwork done, ready for paint! If left for too long the metal will bend and crack so be careful ho. Something about Jagoff and strippers (chemical stripper also I guess) will sonically blow the crap right out of you. Works well on your bong as well or... if your girlfriend doesn't eat enough prunes and or fiber or what not. Put some Jagoff in her speaking hole and voila....all cleared up. Highly recommended for all you silly little biiiiaches! Just don't play it around your carpet munching vegan girlfriend, she'll pimp smack you with the quickness! Hotness for your most moist interior! A hero in a world of cowards! ;-)

  • Charles Feelgood's "Top 5 Picks" - URB Magazine "Next 100 Issue" - April 2004
    author: DJ Charles Feelgood

    These guys are really interesting. Some of their stuff is downtempo, some of it is uptempo booty house ... It's just really bizzare that these guys wrote this stuff. It's very underground ... the production is so good.

  • JaGoFF RULES!
    author: Forrest

    JaGoFF is a perfect combination of old school Chicago SOUL and funky breaks!! There's so many posers out there fakin' the funk... 'bout damn time we had a crew from our hometown bringin' it back to the roots and representing like they should. JaGoFF RULES!

  • I cannot stop jammin' this!
    author: Matthew

    I cannot stop jammin' this... This has got to be the quintessential summer anthem of all time! There's enough bass here to jar something loose! Dirty, gritty motorbooty bumpin' Detroit-style minimal techno with sweet, sweaty, old-school funk/soul vox to round out the edges... dizzamn! Where have you been all my life?

  • Big Rubber Funk-O-Matic Gets The Party Started
    author: Pryceless

    Jagoff brings those big fat Chicago beats and pheremone inducing basslines together with the atmosphere of a huge dance party morphing into a Caligulan orgy. This is the real deal, no imitations and no limitations. There's one born every minute, and Jagoff's just the crew to take them to the cleaners. Pump up the volume, work up a sweat, get the party raging and shake that thang to Jagoff.

  • JaGoFF is THE FUNK!
    author: Chicago Underground

    FUNK used to be a bad word... Simply put, JaGoFF is THE FUNK! Not for the faint of heart ;-) One of the most crazy, in your face, sex charged, bass heavy, bowel shaking, funky azz (not to mention refreshingly satirical & politically incorrect) CDs I've heard - JaGoFF will bitch slap you into the stone-ages! (rating: fully erect)

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