GILBERT GOTTFRIED: Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes

Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes

© 2005 Gilbert Gottfried

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tracks

1 Intro
2 T.B. or V.D.
3 Alzheimer's
4 Tattoo
5 Genie
6 Prison
7 Sheep
8 Dad Catches Son
9 Second Time
10 Confession
11 What a Hole
12 Five Dicks
13 Bear & Rabbit
14 Bank Account
15 Aspirin
16 Greek Army
17 Dead Hooker
18 BJ Please
19 Armless & Legless
20 Three Salesman
21 Drunk Puke
22 Two Old Jews
23 Suppository
24 Bear Hunter
25 No Tits
26 Where It Smells
27 Death or Oog-Goo
28 Hot Tub
29 Mother in Shower
30 Silent Farts
31 Wife's Car Crash
32 Stork (King/Cosby)
33 Genius
34 Polish Kid (Mason/Seinfeld)
35 Lottery
36 Both Arms
37 Eight Inches
38 Three Old Jews
39 Einstein's Cock
40 Dracula
41 Biggest C*#@
42 First BJ
43 Fag & Woman
44 French Toast
45 The Aristocrats

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The outrageous Gilbert Gottfried breaks down the walls of good taste in this hilarious, jaw-dropping CD, recorded live in New York, City. He gleefully bats aside political correctness and fires an onslaught of jokes guaranteed to offend, building to a grand finale of filth known as the Dirtiest Joke of All Time (also featured in the film The Aristocrats).

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  • gilbert gottfried
    author: pete brougher

    great

  • gilbert review
    author: phil montijo`

    he is the funniest guest on the stern show hands down

  • author: Shorty

    Brilliant

  • FUNNY
    author: MATT

    VERY FUNNY

  • Gilbert is great!
    author: David Blumberg

    Gilbert is always really funny - brilliant!

  • Gilbert is always on-top-of the comedic pile. This CD is excellent.
    author: Lew Humiston

    Gilbert rips life right down to the matza with this cd collection of some of his best jokes, including the well known "Aristocrats" routine. Gilbert takes the Aristocrats to a whole new level. He's the best, and now a father. God save us.

  • Girl's bieng dum and not think before they ask a quation.
    author: Pedro Kochay

    One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge! Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it? Blonde: Yes it did. Doctor: And what did these letter spell? Blonde: It said "Pull"

  • Tu aistie durakom a ia eim durakome toje
    author: Antony

    One day a blond kepthaving the same dream over and over so she went to the doctor for advice. What happend next?

  • Funny son-of-a-bitch
    author: Mark Bagley

    Everything on this cd is funny enjoyed it very much The Aristocrats is a gut buster, awesome disk.....

  • "Oh, the Humanity!"
    author: Chad

    Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes CD doesn't have an ounce of decency, morality, or humanity. Okay maybe a little............ I'm still Laughing!

  • Hilarious!
    author: Toni

    As soon as I heard about this cd, I purchased it. It was so funny, that I've bought more to give as gifts to others.

  • Took a while to get into the groove
    author: Joanne

    I bought Gilbert's CD simply to be kind to a friend of Howard Stern. Popped it in - it took 13 jokes before I laughed. I needed that long to get calibrated to Gilbert's style. THEN, I listened four times in a row - laughing my butt off! VERY FUNNY! You can hold your head high, Gilbert.

  • Good stuff
    author: Rebecca King

    I bought this for my boyfriend and he loved it. The perfect gift a guy who has it all but loves a laugh. I'm sure we'll be enjoying it on the next road trip.

  • Dirtiest joke cd ever
    author: www.comedy-gags-jokes.com

    The CD cover to Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes looks exactly like the Parental Advisory Explicit Content sticker so don’t say you have not been warned. If you have a loved one in the Navy and want to see him blush, give this brilliant comedy CD. Even construction workers have been heard to say, “This guy goes too far

  • Totally Hilarious---Totally Gilbert
    author: CST

    As I listened to this the 1st time in my car, people were staring at me because I was laughing so hard. Many of these jokes I had already heard, but Gilbert tells them better than anyone can. Hilarious stuff! I highly recommend it to anyone needing a huge laugh.

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