CORKY & FRIENDS: The Cure For Telemarketers

Corky & Friends

The Cure For Telemarketers

© 2007 Our Own Bad Selves (628740824825)

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In the dark netherworld of telemarketing, junk faxes, and email spam – beyond the realm of the “Do Not Call List” – there dwells a gaggle of good-natured evil-doers whose sole destiny is to expose the utter futility of unsolicited sales calls.

tracks

1 Serving The Special Needs Community (Part I)
2 Feg Shoots The Sheriff
3 John Refinances His Condo
4 Lester (aka “Chuck Cochise”) Leaves The Porn Industry
5 Serving The Special Needs Community (Part II)
6 Where’s Eric?
7 Looking For Quality Microwave Repair
8 Where’s Eric? (Part II)
9 How Do You Spell That?
10 Salesh Files a Complaint
11 Peaches
12 Lester’s Home For Special Needs Children
13 Feg Gets The Dish
14 Ramon Signs Up For The “Chronic”le
15 Chaz Featherstone
16 Stephen’s Quest To See Bette & Celene
17 0:15

notes

In the dark netherworld of telemarketing, junk faxes, and email spam – beyond the realm of the “Do Not Call List” – there dwells a gaggle of good-natured evil-doers whose sole destiny is to expose the utter futility of unsolicited sales calls. This is their story.

The Main Playas...
Corky Jones: With the mental capacity of a 6-year old, our special needs friend has a particular affection for lending companies.…and pudding cups, Barney & Friends, and fish sticks.
John St. John: An affable, yet socially inept loner with an unrelenting lisp and propensity for spouting clichés at every turn.

Feg Wegstaff: A 4’ 8” Troll with a shrunken neck and cleft palate. His unshakable knowledge of the inane and utterly creepy animal-like purr are just a few of his many attributes.

Lester Johnson: Residing in the cultural epicenter of Tulsa, Oklahoma, this former porn star’s key passions include membership in the KKK and setting up a hospice for special needs children.

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