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CYBER-ROMANTIC ESCAPADES - A Love Story Brought to you by Executive Producers - Colin Peter Palmer, Withoutabox.com indexradio www.authorhouse.com http://www.geocities.com/colinpalm www.startupbiz.com Add MySpace Records as your friend!Man Shall Not Live By Sex Alone - CYBER-ROMANTIC ESCAPADES (alternate working title) - A Love Story of almost biblical proportions Brought to you by indexradio Colin Palmer sample voice mail greeting messages A romantic thriller - The uncovering of the private lives of some of society`s super-elites! Telescopic SYNOPSIS: A beautiful psychic and part-time hypno-therapist from Nicaragua, sexually seduces a British rock star of Caucasian heritage, takes him on a journey through an exciting, yet, occasionally rocky relationship, and then mysteriously disappears. Microscopic Synopsis : Sarah, the Princess of Athenia, introduces her rockstar fiance Dave, a dreadlocked caucasian whose stage name is Penistasia - to Psychic Dahlia from Nicaragua, with the hope that Dave would become one of her Psychic clients. But Dahlia instead falls in love with the rock star and steals him from the the Princess. However, Dave`s constant burst of jealous rage over Dahlia would eventually drive a wedge into their relationship.Opening scenes: Dave and Dahlia privately ballroom-dancing her lovesong parody classical piece :Dahlia: "You don`t know where/I`m go-o-ing toDave (smiling): "Yes, I do!-) Dahlia: How could you tell where I`m go-o-ing to!?Dave: "Cuz I`M COMING TOO!!:)) Dahlia: (faking a frown)"Oh no! Now GO...cuz I tell thee so!For I`m not thy wife / never in your lifeThen Dave/ got pissed/ and said "F - 2 - U/ She said "F - U- 2!!!:)))) Chapter 1 - Narrator: (a) Colin`s Letter To The Romans - regarding his trip to Oregonia - capital of Athenia, home to Dave and Dahlia - addressed to Emperor Mellenezad, ruler of the ancient roman empire The moon was arisingin the horizonremindful of the daysof MesopotamiaSome called them dummiesothers called them zombies all of which was basedon gross misconceptions`Cause one was a geniusaddicted to Calculusone claimed amnesiaone claimed insomniaone named Aphrodisiacreverent to ZodiacBut one strange thing I noticedThey all were singingjuicy songs of loveThey said: Padda-piddypiddy-lay piddy-laypadda-piddy piddy-lay Scribingly yours, Colin Peter 1679 A.D. He was cautious - however - to omit another song that followed. They (aliens) harbored the belief that all men and women must be proud of (and not ashamed of) whatever god created on and in them. And in the intrinsic value of his command that, "In ALL that you do, ACKNOWLEDGE my name!! ALL meaning, 100%. As such, worthy of praise and thanksgiving, hence their contagious rock 'n' roll song: "This dick that I have / the world didn`t give it to methis dick that i have / the world didn`t give it to meThis dick that I have / the world didn`t give it to meThe world didn`t give itand the world can`t take it away!(I said) This dick (clap! clap!)This dick!(clap! clap!)the world didn`t give it to meI said this dick (pause pause)this dick! (pause pause)the world didn`t give it to meAnd the world can`t take it awayThen the women sang : this pussy that I have...Then: These titties that I have...etc etc until all words of body parts (that "rhymed") were added: (Then came a military-sounding voice):"Ask the folks in Hollywood! (united voices sang: "The world didn`t give it to me!") Ask the folks in Inglewood(The world didn`t...)Ask the folks even up in Beverlywood..they`ll say the world didn`t give so the world can`t take it away!You can tug on it all you want(Hooga-chaka hooga-chaka hoo hoo hooga-chaka!)Bug me about it all you want(Hooga-chaka hooga-chaka hoo hoo hoo!)But the world didn`t give it / so the world can`t take it awayOne..two.. three!Oo oo whee!they can`t take it from me - e - e (oh no)God gave it to me fo