Christmas at the Devil's House
Christmas Music / Metal Madness: Santa Vs. Satan in a Guitar Duel
© 2007 Joe Thurber (859700373392) (format: CD-R)
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This musical project was put together to play classic Christmas music selections, and decorate them with a Huge set of METAL BALLS.
tracks
- 1 Deck the Halls (With Metal Balls)
- 2 Jingle Bells
- 3 Up on the Housetop
- 4 The Devil's Theme: Orchestral Version (Excerpt from The Planets)
- 5 The Devil's Theme: Metal Version (Variations of Holst's Mars)
- 6 Carol of the Bells (Shchedryk Metal)
- 7 Greensleeves (What Child Is This?) / I Saw Three Ships
- 8 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
- 9 We Three Kings of Orient Are
- 10 Santa's Sleigh Ride on the Prog Rock Express
- 11 Auld Lang Syne (New Year's Eve Rock)
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This musical project was put together to play the classic melodies of the Christmas season........
.....AND decorate them with a Huge set of METAL BALLS!!!!
So the story goes like this-
The fat man in red, we'll call him Santa, was on his way to Commercialism Land where he usually drops his Load.
- Of presents down upon the good, law abiding citizens. He does this every year on December the 24th, and in return gets some Free P.R. and advertising. His name is everywhere, He's Huge! And uber rich, but he doesn't want anyone to know that.
Now The Questioner, (he has million names- Mephisto, Beelzebub, the Devil) we'll call him Satan, knew of how the fat man was capitalizing on the peoples' sacred season and thought to himself "Hmmm, self, that's a pretty good situation the jolly fat man has going. I'm sure that I should be able to do that, only better. I'm the friggin' Devil!!"
Legend had it that Satan played a mean fiddle and a Monster guitar! He knew that he had to challenge old Claus to a duel, with the winner gaining exclusive rights to the Christmas Season. He already had Halloween under his belt, and with the addition of Christmas he would finally be as big as Bill Gates and Donald Trump!!! Maybe he could even hang out at their World Domination parties and smoke cigars and play Sim City.
And so, on Christmas Eve night, in Northern Canada, Satan stopped Santa on his yearly flight and challenged him to a Guitar Duel on the summit of Mt. Crumpit. Only the demons and elves where in attendance to hear this Musical Monstrosity.
And they say it sounded something like this.....
All songs arranged, performed, and recorded by Joe Thurber
All songs traditional except track #10 written by Joe Thurber
All songs, arrangements published by They Call Me The Heater Music (ASCAP)
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Not metal
I would call this soft rock, not "heavy" metal. I ordered this CD thinking it would be in the genre of SLAYER or better - what a disappointment.
christmas at the devils house
author: Teri Aultmanmy son loved the album...good metal chords.