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Christmas Rappin'
© 2003 Crabmeat Thompson (634479571329)
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WHAZZUP! My first encounter with the rap genre was when I began to perform "Shop Until You Drop," complete with crotch-clutching and poofing drum noises, live, rolling around on the decks of the beach bars where I played. Since this amused patrons highly, I devised a Christmas release, which includes all the reindeer, Santa, Mrs. Santa, and Jamal, the latest deer. Lately I have taken to complainig about how our state, Delaware, changed their motto from "Small Wonder," which I wrote up as a song pretty popular in these parts, to "Home of Tax-Free Shopping," which it is -- but HOW TACKY, I mean "Free kittens with every trip to the salad bar!" -- and then I do the "Shop" bit.